1. Place donation in a white unsealed envelope in clear view for me to see. If we're meeting in a public place donation can be placed in a card or gift bag.

2. Follow my lead. This isn't 50 Shades of Grey and there's no need for you to assert your dominance. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. All you need to do is relax.

3. Communication is key. Not responding, explicit language, discussing services, lying, offensive behavior, etc. are all quick ways to get blocked and end up on my 'Blacklist.' There is no way off this list.

4. DO NOT offend me with low balling, negotiations, requesting bare services, or offering me drugs. 

5. GFE services cannot be "bought" so please don't try to bribe me. (NO lfk, dfk, fiv, bbj, cim, etc.) Please UrbanDictionary  these terms if you are unfamiliar. 

6. DO NOT send me fake pictures or false information. I'm very well seasoned and can spot a fake from a mile away.

7. Make sure you are bathed, teeth brushed, and wearing deodorant. You are always welcome to use my shower. 

8. Remember 'NO' means exactly that. Any aggressive behavior will cause me to immediately terminate all interaction.

9. Plan ahead. Screening can take around 30-60 minutes depending. 

10. I do not provide any free services and do not casually socialize or date my clients. I like to keep my personal life separate.

11. Don't overstay your welcome. Additional time can be added for extra donation if you wish. Time begins upon arrival.

12. Don't ask to meet for dinner, drinks, or coffee without planning to compensate for my time. It is in poor taste.

13. You are not compensating me for any activities, but strictly for my time. This means my normal going rate will still apply regardless of what we did or didn't do.